If I were President…

1) There would be a law put in place that mandated twice as many bathroom stalls for women as men in all new buildings.

2) There’d be a TiVo in every home!

3) Pets would count as dependants and owners would get tax benefits. Not as much as kids but they should get something!

4) Spammers would be eligible for the death penalty.

5) All printers would have to take a full ream of paper. I can’t stand having to split a ream up when I refill my printer.

Tee, hee – what would you do if you were President?